It's like in the Great Stories, Mr Frodo.

-The one's that really matter-

do not read this!!
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joji_gunn
No, really. I mean it. I had to work for 10 hours to get participation points for my leverage big bang challenge over at leverageland, and it's ten hours of complete and abject crap. Now, I know only that only about five people even follow my blog here, so I'm hoping no one even sees this, but if you do... well, its 15 pages of abjest crap. Unbetad, un proof read, terribly written medieval/magic Leverage AU.

You may read the opening peice, a three page prologue of sorts, which is actually good, but after that I will tell you that you have to stop, and if you do not SHAME ON YOU.

There are also two graphics to go with it:

The Blackpol Crest (King Ian, of the Blackpol line, is currently on the throne in this fic, and Sterling walks around with his crest on his cloak.)



And here is Lady Sophia! Who would be later in the story, if I ever continued it (ahaha sorry)



And now, on to the fic!
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I swear
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joji_gunn
This place looks like I'm never on. But I promise, Im REALLY active on my comms. I promise.

*floats away*

(no subject)
Tony stark
joji_gunn
I seriousl, SERIOUSLY need some Bruce Banner icons.

That is all

Oh my lord a blog post!
Tony stark
joji_gunn
So I'm very much enjoying the run-up to avengersland starting. It looks like it's going to be good fun, and now that the brainstorming for challenges has begun I can actually be useful!

I'm terrible at proper blogging, I really am; I'm sat here staring at the page going "I have no idea what to write. What do I write here?!" tumblr isn't quite a microblogging community but I pretty much use it as such, outside of reblogs and the randomest few proper blog posts. So sitting down and writing one post about LIFE is definately somewhat of a new experience. Last time I did this kind of thing i was using the place more of a diary, knowing that no one except like, two of my friends would read it. Sow what do I say??


Maybe I should set up some kind of rota. Talk about certain things on certain days. On Friday I will talk about films. Yes - Friday Film Night.

I'm going to start that next week, as I don't have a film to talk about right now. But it'll be good, I can tell you that xD

See you around!

Good Omens
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joji_gunn
So after finishing Good omens, I just had to write a little something as a film. I just loved it too much. People should tell me what you think! Would you, as good omens fans, like or dislike this little bit! <3



EXT. THE GARDEN OF EDEN. DAY

The sun is shining out over the idealistic garden, bright
flowers and sumptuous trees dotting the landscape. There is a
apple hanging from on of the trees, a water drop rolling down
the side slowly. It drops, and we move through the garden. A
flock of birds, white and bright and chirping, fly right
across our vision, before parting to reveal a larger, white
pair of wings stood by a low wall in twined with ivy. The
wings belong to AZIRAPHALE, ageless, who is looking out of
the garden with a sort of clightly concerned solemnes. The
sky darkens slightly, and he looks up as the first drops of
rain. He drops all the solemness to look, concerned, at some
water on his hand. He has no idea what this is for.
CROWLEY (O.S)
Well, that went down like a lead
balloon.

Aziraphale looks down, at the small green snake slithering up
the wall beside him. He drops the water.

AZIRAPHALE
Im sorry, what?

The snake, CROWLEY, regards him silently.

CROWLEY
Bit of an overreaction, if you ask
me. First time offender and
everything.

The two beings simultaneously look out as thunder claps, as
If unsure of itself. Rain continues to fall, sliding down
Aziraphale's wings.
AZIRAPHALE
Crawley, was it?

CROWLEY
It was. That's going to have to
change.

He indicates his serpentine body with a flick of his head. He
hisses discontentedly.
CROWLEY (CONT'D)
I don't see what's so bad about
knowing the difference between good
and Evil, though.

AZIRAPHALE
Well it must be pretty bad, if
you're involved.

CROWLEY
Oh, thanks. Didn't even know my name
a few seconds ago and now you know
my nature, do you?

AZIRAPHALE
(uncomforably)
Well, you're a demon. I'm not sure
if it's actually possible for you to
do good.

CROWLEY
Hey, I don't know. I just got sent
up here and told to make some
trouble.

AZIRAPHALE
I think its just, uh, part of your
basic nature. Nothing personal,
mind. Just a part of the ineffable
way things are. Can't argue with the
ineffable.

Crowley seems to have lost interest. Aziraphale joins him in
watching outwards again. There's nothing uncomfortable or
intent about it, just no particular need to say anything.
After a moment, Crowley glances at him and cocks his head.
CROWLEY
I say, didn't you have a flaming
sword?

Aziraphale looks very guilty and glances back into the
garden.
CROWLEY (CONT'D)
You did, didn't you? It flamed like
anything! What happened to it?

Aziraphale looked guiltily down the winding path that lead
away from the garden.
CROWLEY
(smugly)
Lost it, have you?

AZIRAPHALE
Not exactly...

CROWLEY
So what happened?

AZIRAPHALE
Well if you must know, I gave it
away.

Crowley regarads him with surprise.
AZIRAPHALE
Oh, we'll I couldnt just leave them
to the wild animals down there, with
the storm coming up, and they cant
come back here without causing an
almighty row and she's with child
Already and they just looked so
miserable.
(he looks at Crowley)
Do you think it was the right thing
to do?

It has evidently been weighing on his mind.
CROWLEY
(sarcastically)
I don't know if it's actually
possible for you to do bad.

AZIRAPHALE
Oh I do hope not.

He seems to relax, somewhat.
CROWLEY
Then again, I keep wondering. What
if the thing with the apple was the
RIGHT thing?

He seems glum about this prospect
CROWLEY (CONT'D)
A demon can get in real trouble, you
know, doing the right thing.

They both seem quite sobered by the idea. They pause for a
while, then Crowley puts his head down and begins to slither
off the wall. He slithers a few meters along the path, before
turning to Aziraphale again.
CROWLEY (CONT'D)
Would be funny if we both got it
wrong, wouldn't it? If you did the
wrong thing and I did the right?

He doesn't wait for an answer, instead turning and continuing
to slither down the road.

Aziraphale raises his wings above his head to ward of the
rain. He turned to look back into the garden, looking
slightly worried.
AZIRAPHALE
Not really.

CUT TO:

Title screen: slightly browned paper fills the screen. There
is the sound of a typewriter tapping away. There's a ping,
and the paper slides up to reveal a block of text:

25. And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the
eastern gate, saying, Where is the flaming sword I gave unto
Thee?

There there is another sequence of typing, then another ping,
causing more words to slide up.

26. And the Angel said, I had it here only a moment ago, I
must have put it down somewhere, forget my own head next.

The next sequence reveals:

27. And the Lord did not ask him again.

There is a whirring, and the paper rises to reveal, in a
larger font:

GOOD OMENS

Seeing as I posted it on the LLand comm, I may as well put it here....
Tony stark
joji_gunn
My parker Pic <3


Writer's Block: Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known
Tony stark
joji_gunn
Who would you appoint as Earth's ambassador to alien races, and why?

Spock and Chuck Norris' genetically engineered child.

We would be the most kick-arse planet ever. Ignore that Spock isnt all human. We dont need to tell the aliens that.

Absence...
Tony stark
joji_gunn
 Hey guys!!

Im heading to the New York Film Academy for a summer camp - so i will be able to post, but not very much D: It keeps you busy, aparently. So no converstaoins like we've had in the past D:

Should something happen to the captain (not bad, obviously.)? It could be like, mission orientated, or on shore leave. Shore leave could be fun, cause he would come on again every now and again, take part, rub it in you guy's faces (xD), and it would explain the whole single-post-but-no-convos problem cause the time could be different to the simulated cycle on the Enterprise. Or....well,if you two have any better ideas, just shout!!

Keep trying to find people while im away xD

Joji xx
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Writer's Block: Prone to puns
Tony stark
joji_gunn
How would you describe your sense of humor in six words or less?

"hahaha haha haha haha uuh... no"

What? Im bored!!
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Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order.

 

1)prussia

 

2)England

 

3) America

 

4)Germany

 

5) S. Italy (romano)

 

6) N Italy

 

7) Canada

 

8) Spain

 

9)Austria

 

10)japan

 

11)france

 

12) Russia

 

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

 

S italy/Spain? ...no...

 

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

 

America...No, I don't really think he's that hot. I suppose he could be...

 

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

 

...Feli? Got...Prussia /pregnant/?!? Hahaha!! I honestly have no idea what would happen...

 

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

 

Duties of an Austrian Maid!! Aaargh!!

 

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

 

Canada and england? Actually, yeah...I think that would be kinda cute ^^

 

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

 

Germany/Austria or germany/spain.

Uuuuuh... Germany is only with Feli!! Only!!

 

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

 

Canada discovered America and Spain in a relationship? Hmm... He'd keep it a secret I think! But maybe use the excuse to tease america, get him back for once!!

 

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

 

England/N.italy. Odd... I'll give it a try...

 

England had slowly come to realise that his cooking was not the best on the planet - infact, it could well have been worse? And so, determined to perfect his skills, he called upon the nation obsessedwith food. He would learn to cook- and if, during his lessons, greaterthings than pasta were created? He wouldn't complain.

 

Aww :3

 

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

 

Germany/Japan? Well... I guess there's oportunity with the whole Axis powers thing. But I've never read one...

 

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

 

...Prussia/S.Italy?! .....

...

"Germany's revenge"!! Teehee*snort*

 

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

 

France/America.

France molests America. America can run, but can't hide. Ends up chained to the bed.

...

More molesting.

 

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

 

Canada Het? Hmno?

Austria slash? DUTIES! Hmmyes :D

 

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

 

Austria? Something by bethoven xD probe about ne spelling bethoven wrong...

Hmm I dunno!

 

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

 

England/America/N.Italy?

 

Warning: I think my brain exploded from failcute. That's fail that manages to be kinda cute. If you like your brain, don't readthis. If you don't really mind if your brain turns to mush in the process of hetalia awesome cuteness, read aheadand enjoy. I did.

 

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

 

Spamano! Yay! I love it but can't write it for life of me!! yaay!

Aww you look like a tomato when your blushing! I like tomatos!"

"shut up!!"

...it's a wonder this pairing ever works, as I wouldn't be able to write one where Antonio actually manages it xD

 

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

 

Japan/Spain?!?!?

...pass. I can pass, right? RIGHT?!?

 

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

 

If Canada walked in on Russia and England? Having sex? Uuuh... Scream and run, but no one would notice and he would live the rest of his life mentally scarred and no one would even realise D: poor Mattie.

 

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

 

Germany....wants to...deflower... /Prussia/?

Uuh... Perhaps... *pervness activates*

germany realises Prussia has always given and never got- and seeks to rectify that... ;D

*perviness off*

eeeeew!!!

 

 

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

 

Canada slash? Poss.

Cept I have no friends list =[

...I read Canada slash! Go PruCan!

 

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

 

Hmmm...who would he go with? No, not as far as I know.

 

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

 

France? I have once or twice...

 

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

 

England/Germany/S.Italy?

Uuuuuuhhm... No?

 

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

 

Hahahahaha!!!! Japan in a moment of great passion! I mean, that's so...he's so demure! Teehee *I don't think my Pervyness turned off properly*

I don't really know ^^

 

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

 

Uuuh... S.italy? Yesterday?

 

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

 

N.italy? Pasta? (what? You expected him to be good at keeping secrets?!?)

 

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

 

France shag Spain? Hmmm... Let's think about that. This is France. So uuuh...yes!

 

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

 

America/Canada?

Canada likes it on top!! Teehee bad joke.

Well, America is the obv answer - but I can imagine Canada having a lore controlling side...

 

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

 

Ok, so Prussia and Austria are in a happy relationship (aww) until Austria runs off with Germany (poor Prussia! And I still can't imagine Germany/roderich!!). Prussia broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with France (the words "taken advantage of" come to mind. Then again, thatcoukd be a hot pairing... *cough* *goes to fire pervyness-turner-offer*)) and a brief unhappy affair with Russia (Oh, so unhappy. And painful. Stupid Prussia), then follows the wise advice of S.Italy  (lol) and finds true love with England. (awwww!)

 

Title: In which Prussia gets dumped, sexed up, tortured, and finally finds true love...


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